I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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