it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We’re leaving where are you
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