woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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