This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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