Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he puts the penis in happiness.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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