it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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