Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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