i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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