there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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