She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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