i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
sex on a bike is impossible
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