Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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