I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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