problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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