we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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