Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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