Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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