What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
