i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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