why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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