Buhtt sex?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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