called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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