dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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