Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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