Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
