Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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