I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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