You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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