Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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