Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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