How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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