I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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