He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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