Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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