I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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