i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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