is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You need a sexual gate keeper
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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