I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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