it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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