so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
dude. I can hear the air.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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