Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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