So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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