Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Randomize
