Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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