Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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