Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she woke up with a sticky ear
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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