ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
as a side note pls kill me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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