I'm jealous of your bromance
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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