Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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