hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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