if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize