your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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