But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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