True but thats because hes a fetus.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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